Southern Africa Safari April 2010

Southern Africa Safari, Namibia, Botswana, Zimbabwe, South Africa April 2010 After a lean winter of not getting out too much, or at least not getting out too far from Europe anyway, we have headed for pastures new. After some DVD research watching Ms. Streep and Ms. McKenna in “Out of Africa” and “Born Free” and a bottle or two of Amarula, we have decided to go to the ‘Dark Continent` for some long overdue safari-time. Actually, this is a birthday surprise for me from Heike and I had nothing to do with the planning apart from some last-minute stuff. Near Winhoek, Namibia Friday 2nd April 2010 After an overnight flight from Frankfurt we found ourselves in Johannesburg and on a flight to Windhoek, Namibia. Heike had to persuade some hapless woman to swap seats so we could sit together but otherwise all went well. We had rented a 4WD truck but the tyres turned out to be all worn out and there was no spare. By the time it was all complained about and fixed it was getting late and the shops where we had hoped to provision at in Windhoek were shut so we raced up the Trans-Kalahari Highway, a very warthog and baboon infested road, to our first lodge. After leaving the highway and announcing ourselves at the gate, the place was only another 45km down a red dirt track, thick with gemsbock and other antelope. The lodge itself was lovely and we had a very nice bungalow with a picture-window overlooking the wildlife. The lodge is also a big cat conservation area for leopards and cheetah but none were seen in action despite lying a-bed watching the sunset. At dinner, the woman that Heike moved on the plane, we will now call Norma from South Africa, and her husband Allen originally from Wales, were seated across the table from us. Nice people, luckily. A small enough world as it was and it got considerably smaller as we discovered we had many business, sporting and travel interests in common. The night safari turned up half-a-dozen porcupines chasing each other around, very carefully, but little else. Etosha NP, Namibia Saturday 3rd April 2010 After breakfast we headed off to a small town to the north for food and fuel and then on to Etosha National Park even further north. The first wildlife we encountered were again the irrepressible Norma and Allen who were also paying their fees at the park gate but then it got really busy with big herds of zebra, ostrich, giraffe and springbok all over the place. On the edge of the Etosha Pan, a huge salt flat, we saw a lion lunching casually on a wildebeest watched patiently by marabou storks and jackals. This was the real red-in-tooth-and-claw Africa. The 4×4 came in useful on the rough and muddy tracks leading to our first night stop in the park at Halali Camp. If all goes well then we are staying another night in Etosha then moving on to the Caprivi Strip, then the Okavango Delta and Chobe National Park in Botswana, then the Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, then the Kruger National Park in South Africa. Etosha NP, Namibia Easter Sunday 4th April 2010 At Halali Camp we roughed-it in our own chalet with a hot-tub on the patio. At first light we were off bouncing along tracks in the park. Not much wildlife though, just the occasional giraffe or kudu in the bush. We spent most of the morning on an elephant hunt, following broken trees, elephant tracks and fresh poo the size of footballs but no elephant came in sight. We lunched on smoked biltong and South African wine. Near the edge of the Etosha Pan we were checking out a waterhole and got the 4WD bogged down up to the axles in what John Mills would have called “mouldy rice pudding”. After an hour or two a German couple turned up with a tow-rope but a muddy Heike had already been set to work packing rocks and blankets under the wheels and we managed to escape unaided. The wildlife got more plentiful after that with more herds of wildebeest, giraffe, zebra and gemsbok. Our next overnight camp was at the old German fort of Namutoni on the eastern side of the park. As nobody is allowed out of these camps by themselves during the hours of darkness we booked a night safari with a guide. The night air was cool with only a distant flash and rumble of lightning. Above the stars were bright as we drove along in a safari truck with a red searchlight looking for eyes looking back at us. We mostly saw the same stuff as during the day but also some spotted hyena mooching along in the dark. After breakfast in the fort we left the park at the Von Lindquist Gate and headed northeast to Rundu on the Okavango River at the Angolan border. As it was Easter Monday, most of Namibia was closed and we missed out on treats along the way such as the world`s largest meteorite. Okavango Delta, Botswana Easter Monday 5th April 2010 On the B8 between Grootfontein and Rundu we passed through a disease control fence that separates the big cattle ranches and open scrubby grasslands in the south from the subsistence farming in the bush to the north. It`s a dramatic change from seeing almost no-one at the roadside to passing through a world teeming with brightly dressed people and neat mud and thatch kraals and villages and the smell of wood smoke. Who would have thought veterinary science could make such a difference? We had arranged a night in the Kaisosi River Lodge on the Okavango River near Rundu to break the drive to the Okavango Delta. Wet dirt road turned into a sort of river tributary several kilometres before reaching the lodge. We arrived with water up to the door sills, hoping for the best. The lodge turned out to be good and our room was still just above water. Later they laid on a cruise up the river with a spectacular sunset over the Angolan bush on the north bank. Okavango Delta, Botswana Tuesday 6th April 2010 From Rundu we followed the Okavango River downstream for a few hundred kilometres to Popa Falls then crossed the border post into Botswana and pressed on another few hundred kilometres to the town of Maun where the river delta finally dries up in the wastes of the Kalahari. We found accommodation out of town just before dark but it was vile so least said the better. Okavango Delta, Botswana Wednesday 7th April 2010 We were keen to get into the heart of the delta but the only possible way is by air so we chartered a small Cessna in Maun and flew the 60-odd kilometres north to the airstrip at Pom-Pom Camp to stay overnight in a very posh tent on the edge of a lagoon. Pom-Pom Camp is in a beautiful spot. We had a hippo snorting at us from the water while we had tea. In the evening we went on a safari truck drive through the bush. There were just the usual suspects at first then the local guides spotted some impala looking alarmed and we crashed through the trees in the direction they were looking to find a leopard sat on a branch just next to us. It was generally considered to be a rare event and even the leopard agreed. Sundowners and sunset watching were partaken of next to a huge termite mound. The night chorus in the delta is unbelievably loud with a continuous insect drone, a rhythm section of frogs and deeper vocals from any number of other things. We had hippos pounding through the shallows just outside the tent at one point. Kalahari Desert, Botswana Thursday 8th April 2010 The morning was spent being punted around the reed swamp in mokoros. Mokoros are the traditional dugout canoes of the area although they are dug out from brown fibreglass these days for conservation reasons. After lunch we were taken back to the airstrip. There was a bit of a cock-up with the plane scheduling which nearly stranded us there, but we were back in Maun by early afternoon; provisioned and off eastwards across the Kalahari once again. Victoria Falls, Zimbabwe 9th April 2010 Not a hugely successful day. We wanted to take a look at the Makgadigadi salt pans of the eastern Kalahari. Even though they cover hundreds of square miles, we didn´t actually get to see these endless plains of whiteness due to minor navigational problems. Maybe as well, as with the heavy rain that they´ve been having here it would have just been endless plains of grey mud unfit for driving on. We also had to abandon looking at Chobe National Park and turned back as we reached the gates to allow more time for crossing into Zimbabwe before the border closed for the night. The border crossing was a nightmare as expected with loads of fees for this and that. We even had to buy Third Party insurance and some kind of export-guarantee insurance as we were arental car and classed as a commercial vehicle. Poorer but with a sigh of relief we drove into Zimbabwe and around the first bend we were stopped at a police roadblock and, like all non-Zimbabwe cars, we were fined for not having a bit of reflective tape on the front bumper. We drove on to Victoria Falls and stayed at the elegant but faded, old colonial era, Victoria Falls Hotel. The place was nice. There were baboons and warthogs on the lawn and we could see the rising falls spray and the Victoria Falls Bridge over the Zambesi from our room. Bulawayo, Zimbabwe 10th April 2010 In the morning we walked to the Victoria Falls National Park for a view but they wanted $20 each for the pleasure so we got a helicopter flight instead for an even better look. The falls are not easy to take in from the ground anyway as the Zambesi spills through a series of gorges. After that we changed some money. An unusual experience as Zimbabwe has no currency of its own these days and only uses US dollars. As well as currency problems they also have fuel problems. All the normal petrol stations had no petrol to sell but fortunately we were able to get some from an industrial supplier on the edge of town. Then we used almost all the petrol up by driving a long way south through the forests of Matabeleland, stopping in Bulawayo for the night. Kruger NP, South Africa 11th April 2010 From Bulawayo there was more driving through Matabeleland to Beitbridge and the chaotic border crossing into South Africa. Over the border we drove through a baobab-tree-covered landscape to the northernmost gate of the Kruger National Park. We had to be at the Punda ria Camp before 18:00 as they close the camp gates then. There are few petrol stations in the area and we almost ran out of petrol on the way. We had petrol in jerrycans but had to illegally get out of the car to refuel at the side of the road in dangerous lion country. We saw no lions but there was a hungry-looking wild dog on the road ahead. We made it to the camp as they were closing the gates. They don`t lock you out but there are fines involved and we had had enough of fines recently. Kruger NP, South Africa 12th April 2010 From Punda Maria Camp we drove south stopping at Mopani Camp for lunch just south of the Tropic of Capricorn overlooking the Tsendze River. Then it was on to the Olifants River and the Olifants Camp with another excellent river view with a campfire to watch the sunset. All the buildings in the camp are thatched but they don`t seem to fret too much about it all going up in flames. Kruger NP, South Africa 13th April 2010 We watched the sun rise over Mozambique then it was another wildlife spotting drive through the park to Satara Camp with the first rhino plus baby rhino and spotted hyena plus baby hyena sightings. We barbecued (or braaied) some bleasbock outside another thatched bungalow. Kapama Game Reserve South Africa 14th April 2010 On our third day driving in the Kruger Park we stopped at Tshokwara for breakfast under a giant sausage tree (Afikanischer Leberwurstbaum auf Deutch) and had the Full South African of kuduwors, pap and sheba (antelope sausage, wallpaper paste and tomato salsa). We called into Skukuza Camp briefly then left park through the Paul Kruger Gate. We took an interesting drive on a terrible road through rural Africa reaching Kapama Game Reserve in time for afternoon tea. Timing wasn`t really an issue though as we were the only guests in the lodge and considerably outnumbered by our personal staff of bearers, trackers, game wardens and domestics. The evening`s game drive, just for us, with Wesley and Britt, the Afrikaner game wardens and the native tracker, Derek, turned up three lion cubs, two lionesses and two rhino. The night sky was very clear and our old Pacific friend, the Southern Cross, was there. Kapama Game Reserve, South Africa 15th April 2010 This day was something of a mystery tour for me, probably as it was my birthday and Heike likes to give surprises. We were up very early, or quite late depending on how you look at it and on what seemed to be another game drive but I was beginning to suspect something when we switched from the safari truck to a car at the gate. The car took us to a grapefruit orchard where a big round yellow thing was growing. I recognized it as a hot-air balloon straight away, having been in one just last year. After the balloon safari, it was back to the Kapami Lodge for breakfast, then a little nap then lunch and a birthday cake for me. Then another little nap (we were up very early) and then it was time for another evening game drive. Or so I thought. It started off well when we saw a male lion waking up from a sleep. It`s a tough life in the African bush. Wesley then seemed to drive forever down smaller and smaller tracks. There in front of us was a four-poster bed with a mosquito net. I was handed a radio for ´just in case` and we were left there with the sun going down and roaring coming from the trees. Surprise, surprise, Martyn. There were hurricane lanterns and a cooler full of wine so it was not too bad. A chef called Emanuel turned up later and cooked dinner for us then left. How surreal is that? Dinner was carpaccio of springbok and some fish followed by amarula pannacotta. Kruger NP, South Africa 16th April 2010 Wesley turned up as the sun was rising and we were off driving through the bush again on what I thought was yet another game drive. Suddenly lined up in front of us were eighteen African elephants all with African riders. We had arrived at the Jabulani Camp for an elephant-back safari. Surprise, surprise, again. We lumbered through the bush for a couple of hours ripping up trees as went along and looking at the animals. I had the biggest and baddest elephant that used whole trees for toothpicks. Then it was back to the Kapami Lodge for breakfast then on the road again back into the Kruger Park. We took a look at the hippos at Lower Sabie Camp then went on to Berg-en-Dal Camp where we barbecued some kudu for dinner. As one does. Dullstroom, Transvaal, South Africa 17th April 2010 In the morning we had a monkey sneak into our bungalow to breakfast on some packets of sugar. Our breakfast was eggs and bacon. We then left Kruger Park through the Malelane Gate. Kruger Park is about the same size as Israel so, who knows, we may have missed a few critters on the way. From Kruger Park we drove west into the Transvaal Drakensberg mountains going over the Great Escarpment and on to the High Veldt. The Escarpment is cut through by rivers with big waterfalls and canyons. We took a look at MacMac Falls and the Blyde River Canyon on the way to the historic gold mining town of Pilgrim`s Rest. Overnight it was a stay in a nice hotel in the town of Dullstroom. Vanderbijlpark, South Africa 18th April 2010 From Dullstroom, it was a drive to Johannesburg to return our 4WD. We had driven over 5,500 kilometres over some rough country and slept in a different bed every night for 19 nights and I for one wasn`t sorry to stop. We had arranged to meet our old Boer Pacific sailing friend , Gerrie Boshoff, for a beer before flying out but as it turned out, European airspace was closed due to an Icelandic volcano and the flight was cancelled. It now looked like we could stay a bit longer. Gerrie kindly showed us around Pretoria and the Voortrekker Monument and some pre-World Cup preparations in Johannesburg then we stayed the night at his home on the Vaal River in Vanderbijlpark. Gerrie also invited his friend Reetha over for drinks and I had an audience for a slideshow of what I did on my holidays. Cape Town, South Africa 19th April 2010 It now looked like a serious extension to our vacation was becoming inevitable so we returned to Johannesburg and caught a flight to Cape Town. We arrived in Cape Town by late afternoon; rented a car and drove down to the Quayside Hotel in Simon`s Town on the Cape to the south of Cape Town. The room view is over a nice little marina. There is a certain sense of tying up loose ends to being here in Cape Town as according to my original circumnavigation plan I should have been here for Christmas 2008. By taking the revised route through the Red Sea it got me a Christmas in Penang, Malaysia instead. As fellow travellers are sleeping rough in the airport in Jo`burg, we are having ourselves a very pleasant extension to an already long trip. Cape Town, South Africa 20th April 2010 We went up the cable car to the top of Table Mountain today which is something that has to be done when here. It was worth the trip and the views were as advertised. The weather here is autumnal but warm enough and sunny. The whole place looks very Mediterranean and reminds me of Greece or Turkey. Some trees are even dropping leaves which I`d not expected. Later we went on more of the tourist trail by going to the Victoria & Alfred Waterfront. I`m still trying to find out why it`s “Alfred” and not “Albert”. There must be a good reason. Cape Town, South Africa 21st April 2010 Today we got up very early for a longish drive down the Cape to see the sunrise from the Cape of Good Hope but it was a wasted trip as the park gates were closed until daylight. On the way back to Simon`s Town we stopped off at the penguin colony at Boulders Beach. After a bit more sleep we tried the Cape of Good Hope again and went up to the lighthouse at Cape Point. It`s a desolate, windy spot. In the afternoon it was a boat trip out to Robben Island to see where Nelson Mandela spent his pre-Presidential years. The bus trip around the island and the prison tours are conducted by ex-inmates who must have been originally locked up for crimes against public speaking. Cape Town, South Africa 22nd April 2010 We drove out to the Cape Winelands outside of Cape Town today. It`s very pretty mountainous scenery. We had a nice lunch in the wine-growing town of Franschhoek. Even in the very European-looking Franschhoek the street begging and “car guards” are a bit of a nuisance with the implied threat that your car might end up somewhere other than where you left it unless you give them money. The drive back around False Bay took us past some huge nasty-looking shantytowns which must spawn these entrepreneurs. Much of Cape Town looks really pleasant though, but the best bits still seem to be only for us white boys. Namibia 23rd April 2010 Flying to Windhoek, Namibia, today to see the red dunes of the Namib Desert which we didn´t get to see the first time around. Namibia 24th April 2010, A Heikiblog This is not a blog about going to places or seeing sights. This is not a blog about the little delights or disasters on the way. This is not a blog about what we have done. This is a blog about Africa, it`s about what you feel and experience when you come to Africa, it´s about all your dreams about freedom and infinity. We are back in Namibia. We are back in the open. As soon as you arrive in Windhoek airport you are out in the open. The airport is approximately 45 km east of Windhoek and your soul is already adapted to this amazing land by flying for quite some time over absolutely open land – wide, open, empty, as wide as the sky, as wide as the desert, as wide as the universe. Driving through that wonderful, wide landscape frees your mind, frees your imagination and empties your mind from everything that is associated with “civilization”. It brings you in touch with all the colours you could ever imagine, with the purity of nature and with the rhythm of the land. The colours here in Africa are absolutely breathtaking: You find the emerald green sea floating into clear blue skies, lined with heavy dark green lined bushes and highlighted with lovely shaped clouds and the shiny yellow of the grass and the warm red of the earth. You find grassland so wide and beige that you think you could drown in there, dotted with singular dark green bushes and trees and limited by unlimited blue skies. You find chocolate brown mountains with shimmering grey bits reflecting the never-ending sunshine, embedded in yellow grasslands and decorated with ostriches, impalas and springboks. And you finally find bright red dunes that look like even mountains, reflecting the warm red colour in the clouds above them in a sea-like blue sky that seems to never end. And on these huge red dunes which have edges that seem to be cut into the sky you see little dots of yellow, grey or green that are painted by god’s own hand. These colours are so bright, so intense and the forms of the mountains are so bright, so clear and so wonderful combined, that they almost seem to be surreal. The colours at night seem to be even more surreal: All the stars of the south, the Southern Cross and the best view of the Milky Way! And at the moment when the moon sets in warm red colours into the dark sky you couldn’t wish for more beauty on earth or in heaven. And when you walk through that landscape you smell the wonderful smell of wild sage, either because the elephants you were following just stepped over it and exposed that wonderful smell or because they just swing in the wind and release their earthly odour. And after sunset or before sunrise you smell the wet earth that nurtures the land. Associated with all these impressions is the rhythm of Africa: Dark, very rhythmic, warm and sometimes very slow, touching your soul. You just have to sway and swing to the wonderful tunes that embed your soul into these wonderful colours, into this wonderful landscape, into all the smells and into Africa. Or upbringing and cheerful so that you just have to move your body to the rhythm of the tune. All of this is Africa, all of this is what you experience when you come to Africa, when you come out into the open, when you allow your body and soul to dive into Africa and drown in colours, in smells, in rhythms and in infinity and eternity. Come to Africa and experience it for yourself, there is no way I can describe it in words! You just have to feel it, have to experience it and your soul will never forget Africa! Nkosi Sikelel’iAfrica (God bless South Africa)! Heiki Namib Desert, Namibia 24th April 2010 From Windhoek we drove westwards forever on dirt roads through the Namib-Naukluft mountains. Shops, petrol stations and even people can be hundreds of kilometres apart in this part of the world which is a bit disquieting when you are used to a compact little England. We reached our camp at Kulala Lodge in the Namib Desert, watched the sunset over some red and purple dunes and then slept out under the stars. It`s a good climate for it at this time of year with a cool night breeze and no mosquitoes. Namib Desert, Namibia 24th April 2010 After breakfast, we drove into the Namib-Naukluft Park down the dry bed of the Tsauchab river. Big red dunes, yellow grasses, green trees and blue skies loom all around. Around 60 kilometres into the park the tarmac road ends and only 4WD`s continue on a soft-sand track to Sossusvlei where the Tsauchab river sometimes reaches before it dries up. By nightime we were back at the Kulala camp. Namib Desert, Namibia 26th April 2010 It was another huge drive on dirt roads back towards Windhoek where we stopped at the Goche Gana Lodge for the night. Waterbuck and ostrich were on view from the room and Hartebeest was on the plate for dinner. Windhoek, Namibia 27th April 2010 We watched the sunrise from our verandah and listened to animals breakfasting on each other. The view is very big from this lodge with miles and miles of bushveldt and mountains and almost nothing man-made in sight. I think perhaps part of the appeal of this Africa-watching is being able to feel superior to these other end-products of countless millions of years of evolution who are still slugging it out down below while you sit cosily wrapped up in a duvet drinking coffee. Then it was time to drive to Windhoek airport for the flight to Johannesburg then maybe another flight to Frankfurt overnight assuming no other major natural disasters extend our trip. Germany 28th April 2010 Arrived back this morning. Flights from Windhoek to Johannesburg and from Johannesburg to Frankfurt were relatively uneventful. We had some hours to wait in Johannesburg Airport so, in search of free drinks and sandwiches, Heiki blagged our way into the Business Class lounge by waving a bogus card. I think it’s called “chutzpah” but maybe Adam or Dawn can confirm the spelling. So, the grand totals: In 28 days away we drove over 7000 km, mainly on dirt roads. Took ten flights by air including: six by commercial jet; two by light aircraft; one by helicopter and one as a hot-air balloon safari. Took four trips by water including: one riverboat cruise; two island ferryboats and one dugout canoe journey. Did an elephant-back safari; crossed two deserts; visited the big beasts in six National Parks and a number of other game reserves. A thoroughly excellent time was had by all and well done to Heiki for organizing this surprise trip. “Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.” – W.C.Fields

Martyn